Breaking Bad is officially the greatest show ever on TV. It’s even better than Barney, and that’s saying a lot, because there was a time when I loved that show. But now I am an adult, and the kind of show I love is about loyalty and redemption and sinking into a hopeless spiral of violence and despair. Obviously it’s about a lot more than that, but I’m just too much in awe over tonight’s Season 3 finale that I have no words. My mouth was gaped open so much that all the moisture on the inside of my body dried up and now I need a couple hour for my insides to get all juicy again.

I honestly stared at my TV computer screen for a minute after the credits rolled before I realized I had to move my body.