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-a commenter at the AV Club, in response to Todd VanDerWerff’s theory that ‘The Good Wife’ is the new ‘The Wire’
I could read AV Club comments for three full days and not even notice time go by.
This is a pretty badass, marble-y coffee table, and yes, I would buy it before I could even remember to pay for it, AKA steal it. But I know I would end up sitting on the end without legs at 4AM after too many coffee beers in the winter and bust my head open.
Shit, I miss you, Chicago.
The South Pacific drug cartel uses this 12-year-old kid to torture and kill their rivals. He seems appropriately insane for the job:
“The boy reportedly tortures his victims before killing them, and uses a special cutting technique when slitting the throat of a victim to leave their head attached to their body by just a thread.”
A 17-year-old Chilean kid named Fredo makes some of the coolest 3-D drawings I’ve seen.
When giving a TED talk about techniques that could lead to anti-aging, it’s best to sport a ridiculously long and awesome beard that makes you look like an ancient wizard. Seriously though, according to him, we could start slowing down aging in as little as 25 years from now. All he needs is $100 million a year. Let’s get on it.
While it is infuriating that so many Americans complained about the noise from the new compostable, recycle-friendly Sun Chips bags that the company caved under the pressure and went back to the old, wasteful ways, it is a relief to hear that they have vowed to never go back to the ancient bags in the land of Canada.
As if we needed another reason to not be as good as our northern neighbors.
Is this supposed to represent the intelligent insight found within the webpages of The New York TImes? About how ugly a cat is? Well, to be fair, it is a gross cat.
